Looking at this Polaroid i531 5MP Digital Camera we can’t help but sigh. When we hired Johnny Cameraseed, we didn’t care about his belief that every man, woman and child on the planet should have a digital camera. He promised us he could keep his work and his personal life separate, and we respected that. So we can’t help but feel a little betrayed as we watch this Woot Off roll past our shocked and horrified eyes. What have you done, Johnny Cameraseed?

Sure, the Polaroid i531 5MP Digital Camera is nice. It’s 5 Megapixels and has a 3x optical and 4x digital zoom. It has 16MB of digital memory and takes an SD/MMC card if you need more. It works with PC or Mac, which you guys all love to see. It comes with the two AA batteries right in the box. It has a USB cable and a protective skin. It prints right to your PictBridge compatable printer. We’re not complaining about the quality at all. All we’re saying is that Johnny really needed to do the camera thing in his own time, rather than here in the offices. But he’s got a wife and six pictures of his kids, how can we let them starve?

You’ve got one more chance, Johnny. Don’t screw it up again.

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