The heart is the stupidest part of the body. You can’t trust it. It lies.

The heart tells you that you can’t live without that axe maniac and that he’s just misunderstood. The heart tells you to quit your job and move across the country for that stripper you’ve known for just a half hour. The heart tells you that it’ll be easy to clean the rust off that car and it’ll be no trouble at all. Is it any wonder the damn thing breaks so often?

A Pro-Form Precision Trainer XT Heart Rate Monitor may not help you when your heart says that you’ll totally be better than her last two husbands (both found poisoned, by the way) but it will make it easier to stay healthy. The accurately reported heart rate will show up fast and it’s simple to use. You’ll even be able to fiddle with the User Mode to calculate things like fitness index and calorie burn.

You’ll also be able to mount the monitor watch on a bike or exercise machine, letting the required transmitter belt send out the signal within a 25 inch range. That’s far enough to move, but not so far that you’ll be tempted to follow that guy who keeps telling you about how his wife doesn’t understand him. It doesn’t matter that he’s a doctor that’s also a lawyer who additionally plays in a rock band. Stop thinking about it.

Remember, you can’t believe a word the heart says. You have to watch it constantly. And the best way to manage that is to get a Pro-Form Precision Trainer XT Heart Rate Monitor. Besides, you were drunk, and that stripper was probably fat.

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