We thought an in-car DVD screen would bring peace everlasting to our backseat. Little did we know that it would just give the tots something new to fight over. Now, when we fire up a narcotizing DVD to shut the brats up, the competition for the prime viewing seat is just as fierce as any brawl from the pre-video era. What ever shall we do?

The Protron 7” Two-Screen Car DVD Player is the Solomonic solution to such a dilemma. The pair of 7” LCD screens double the optimal viewing area for your in-car entertainments, and it can play DVD, DVD+-R, CD, CD-R/RW, VCD, SVCD, and MP3/Picture-CD discs. It runs off of your car lighter socket, and includes built-in speakers, two headphone sets, carrying case and cables. It’s just the thing to settle your roadbound sibling rivalries and finally get some stinkin’ peace and quiet around here.

As long as you don’t have three or more kids.