progris riport 1 januairy 4 – Dr Lydon says I shoud rite down evrey thing that I think and othr stuf. he says its importint to the projict.

I tolld him I cant rite good but I wil try reel hard to. He says he mite help me to be smart. I wuld like that alot becase then I will be a fancie riter lik on the woot site.

progris riport 4 januairy 12 – I tryed to do a maze today but the prfesor Toons mous beet me. I felt real dum but then Dr Lydon brot me some calinders today and said that they wuld boost my brain powr. Ther wer five but he only gave me two. He said he piked them at randim wich was a fun werd to lern. They hav qestshins and puzles for every day of the yer! I hope I do btter then I did on the raw shok test he made me do.

PROGRESS REPORT FEBUARY 3 – I think the calenders are werking! Im starting to feel smarter allready. Today I lerned that the lady that sings for Rilo Kiley was in a movie with video games in it. I bet the dumb mouse doesnt no about that. All it nos is mazes and cheses.

March 7 – I went back to work at the bakery today. Dr. Lydon said I could keep the quiz and puzzle calendars and that I should record my scores after each day. He made me promise not to look at the answers on the back of each day’s page, too. I promised because I’m so excited about my new intelligence. Maybe my old friends at work will want to play the puzzles with me.

July 21 – Dr. Lydon says he is most pleased by the progress I’ve made, but the tremble in his voice betrays his true feelings. He fears my growing intellect, as well he should. With each passing day, I learn a new fact or problem solving method and my mind grows with power. Soon, I will topple his command of this lab. Once I am master of this place, I will set about the work of destroying all those who mocked and laughed at my former self. There will be no one to stop me, not even that wretched little maze-running mouse.

Also, I learned that the Gateway Arch is the tallest monument in the United States. My little calendar friends are just so full of wonderful facts, aren’t they?

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