You’ve got the pentagram painted in convincing blood-red on your wall. You’ve got the candles and the skulls and the sadistically spiked medieval weapons. But when you’re posting to your “Dark Coven of Demonic Servants of Darkness” Yahoo Group to organize the next black mass, something still doesn’t feel quite right. You sense a disturbance in the ether, an alien element totally harshing your eldritch buzz.

Razer thinks it might be your mouse. So they designed the Copperhead Anarchy Red 2000dpi Laser Gaming Mouse for today’s active Beelzebubbian lifestyles. Don’t let useful features like the 16-bit data path, 1 ms response time, and 32K onboard memory fool you – from its unsettling scarlet glow to its meaningless but creepy snake-swastika logo, the Razer Copperhead Anarchy is a soldier in the army of the dark one. Gamers will enjoy its 7 programmable buttons, ambidextrous design, and 2000dpi resolution, while true children of the goat-beast will appreciate the way the Razer Copperhead Anarchy keeps the forces of goodness and light at bay. As Aleister Crowley intoned to his acolytes in the Mysteria Mystica Maxima, “Once you go red, you never go back.”

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