A mouse like this? Totally rockin’.

Ooo ooo Lachesis

Lots of trademarks are all over you
Fancy names now forever locked down
Ooo Razer on you went to town

Lets you move faster, about five times
You think it’s special that you’re Always-On™
Not sure what’s interesting about that one

Ooo ooo Lachesis
Program buttons so they can then do
Anything that your mind could desire
Ooo Razer told that to our buyer

It comes with nine, that may seem a lot
But you’ll be happy when your player’s got
Eight different weapons and a special key
And you can use them all one-handedly

Ooo ooo Lachesis
32k is inside of you
Memory holding five game profiles
Ooo Razer this mouse is so wild

Ooo ooo Lachesis
Ambidextrous for both sides of you
Gold connectors always look so sweet
Ooo Razer gave you Teflon feet

There’s seven feet of non-tangle cord
An in-game victory will be the reward
You’re an example of good design
Explains that itty bitty response time

Ooo ooo Lachesis
Makes a champion from regular dudes
It’ll feel nice inside of your hand
Ooo Razer prefers mouse to man

Ooo Razer
Ooo Razer
Ooo Razer
Ooo Razer

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