It’s times like these you have to ask “What would Marcel Duchamp do?”

When presented with a mundane object like a toilet or the Mona Lisa, artist Marcel Duchamp had a tendency to make it his own. Then, of course, he gave up art and just played chess until he died. That’s the sort of man he was.

You, however, can replicate his lifestyle with a Razer StarCraft II Zerg Messenger Bag! Just think how much better you are at strategy than Marcel Duchamp. He never had to deal with a Zerg rush while fending off a multi-front attack! What an amateur! You could be a MUCH better artist than he was, right?

So take your Razer StarCraft II Zerg Messenger Bag with the 15” laptop compartment and water-resistant Ripstop nylon inner lining and stare at the lovely Queen of Blades on the front. Think hard about the deeper meaning behind the single-shoulder sling design and the padded inner compartments. What does it say about our society? We’re always on the go? We can’t survive without our tools? Then, once you’ve cracked the deeper meaning… draw a mustache on her! Yeah, go on, with a Sharpie or something, one bold move. Then pow! You’re done! It’s a ready-made of your very own!

Wear it to the gaming store for a few weeks, then announce you’ve finished with art to focus on StarCraft II. Boy, the gaming art magazines will be lining up to get the first interview. All that’s left after that is to fake your own death and…

...well, sure, you can’t let people know you’re alive. You didn’t think a living artist would attract collectors, did you? Man, do YOU have a lot to learn about the art market.

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