We pride ourselves, as a nation, in how hard we fight each other.

Maybe it’s because we’re, in a sense, one big family, from sea to shining sea. Our brother drinks Pop. Our sister drinks soda. Mom and Dad drink a Coke. And everyone knows they’re right.

But Heaven help you if you order a squash. Because that’s not the sort of thing this country will tolerate.

The RCA AH260R Dual Wattage Foreign Voltage Adapter is made to help Americans do the one thing the find hardest: get out into the rest of the world. We understand, it’s scary out there. Everyone has funny government and animals that just aren’t right. But we all know that the only way to force our culture on those godless Soci-Communists is to just get right out there with our laptops and our iPods and our inferior cell phones and force it on them!

There’s no more reason to stay home and hate each other. Let’s get out there and start hating foreigners! Because, right now, there’s a jerkface registering wøøt.com, and they have to be stopped as soon as possible.

Not just for us. For freedom.

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