A real player knows how to handle the gym. But he also knows how to party. And a good wingman can really help.

‘Sup playa? How’s it hangin’? Guess you had plans over the weekend. Just one song? Oh, you had a gig full? Ha ha! That’s my playa!

Oh, sorry, I didn’t introduce you. This is my lady friend, Janice. Janice, this is the RCA 1GB MP3 Player. He’s a hardcore playa, so you watch yourself around him! He’ll steal you from me! Ha ha!

Yeah, he does look pretty nice. That’s cause this playa knows how to look good. He’s got a BMI calculator built right in so he basically can live at the gym. For example, right now, he could tell you how fat you are, no hesitation. Hey, Janice, don’t get mad at me! I’m joking! Aw, look at that, the playa’s bought you a drink. How nice.

Anyway, my playa here, he’s always got women all over him. Maybe it’s because he’s got no moving parts and he’s all flash memory? He’s splash proof too, so when you get mad and throw a drink in his face, he’ll be fine. No, no, I’m just kidding. That’s the sort of thing that only happens to me.

Wow, you guys are getting close together there. Is the playa showing you his digital FM tuner with 20 presets? He can record too, right to MP3 from the radio. He’s got USB 2.0 too. I said USB 2.0. What? Oh, you were looking at the built in stopwatch. Yeah, he’s great as an exercise tool. Oh, you’re going out to the car for a second? Can I go? Oh, right, right. I should save the booth.

Hey, wait a second, we’re at the bar! Oh, ha ha ha ha. RCA 1GB MP3 Player, you’ve done it again. Good thing Janice is actually a transvestite hooker I paid to seduce you. That’s the last time you try to steal one of my girls, playa. I wish I could see the look on your clear, easy-to-read OLED display when you find out. Have a good night, playa! Cause this time, you got played!

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