Lemme guess – you try to “keep in shape” by bicycling, right? Rollerblading? Maybe (snicker) jogging? Please. If that’s what you call a workout, you might as well climb onto a senior scooter before you fall and can’t get up. The way – the ONLY way – to true fitness is aboard the pogo stick. If you can master the stick, there’s no fat you can’t lose, no flab you can’t tone.

And when I need an extra boost to push my pogoing to new heights, to get that extra millimeter that makes the difference between champ and chump, I gotta have my tunes. That’s why I bolted a pair of RCA Lightweight Behind the Neck Headphones to my pogo helmet. The behind-the-neck Active Fit design doesn’t get in the way of my bouncing. And whether I’m kicking “Jump Around” by House of Pain, “Jump” by Van Halen, or my ultimate jam, “Pogo Dancing” by Chris Spedding & the Vibrators, they always sound great. Extreme, even.

Frankly, I wouldn’t trust any other headphones to keep up with my active, bouncing lifestyle. But I guess if your Great-Aunt Gladys needs some music while she’s speed-walking or playing canasta, they’d work for that, too. Now who’s ready to pogo their fat into submission?

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