Just a few of the many reasons you might prefer this Real Wood
Keyboard and Optical Mouse Set over the more conventional plastic
models:
With one eye on the coming energy collapse, you prefer PC components that could potentially serve as fuel.
You’re getting a failing grade in shop class, and you’re hoping you can turn this in as your final project and salvage a C.
You’re the kind of sick freak who really enjoys splinters.
This set matches your all-wooden video card, hard drive, and DVD burner.
Your rich, eccentric uncle put a clause in his will that
you have to spend $1 million of his fortune in thirty days in order to
inherit the other $100 million.
You’re a frontiersman at heart, as long as you don’t have to give up MySpace.
You saw something on 20/20 about some kid in Pennsylvania who’s allergic to plastic, and you’re a hypochondriac.
A falling tree killed your fiancee, and you’re trying to kill as many of them as you can in retaliation.