Just a few of the many reasons you might prefer this Real Wood Keyboard and Optical Mouse Set over the more conventional plastic models:

• With one eye on the coming energy collapse, you prefer PC components that could potentially serve as fuel.
  
• You’re getting a failing grade in shop class, and you’re hoping you can turn this in as your final project and salvage a C.
  
• You’re the kind of sick freak who really enjoys splinters.
  
• This set matches your all-wooden video card, hard drive, and DVD burner.
  
• Your rich, eccentric uncle put a clause in his will that you have to spend $1 million of his fortune in thirty days in order to inherit the other $100 million.
  
• You’re a frontiersman at heart, as long as you don’t have to give up MySpace.
  
• You saw something on 20/20 about some kid in Pennsylvania who’s allergic to plastic, and you’re a hypochondriac.
  
• A falling tree killed your fiancee, and you’re trying to kill as many of them as you can in retaliation.
  
• You want to brag about it on our message boards.

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