Sometimes it has to be enough to know you made a difference.

A guy writes a funny scene. Another guy acts in it. They both do a good job. The movie does decently but not incredible, but over time it grows and becomes one of those “cult classics” that everybody has seen and can quote. And then, one day, some people not involved with anything decide they’re gonna jump in and make some money too!

But you know what? It’s not a bad thing. This Red Swingline Stapler Necklace is proof that if you aren’t suing everyone for derivative use and referencing this or that, we can all go forward and do interesting stuff. Let’s face it, with a necklace like this, you’re basically paying for the right to advertise a movie, aren’t you? And did any of the cost of making this shiny non-functioning stapler come out of Hollywood’s advertising budget? Of course not! Heck, just reading this writeup might have you wanting to pop in the DVD after work. That’s how it’s supposed to work. That’s how we grow and create further.

Take note, all you conglomerate lawyers. Let the Red Swingline Stapler Necklace be your guide.

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