The Pong Of Our Ancestors
Find the most savage gamer. The guy who already finished Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with 100% on all goals. Sit him down at an air hockey table. About thirty seconds later, he’ll be slamming that puck for all he’s worth. Because even though the air hockey table might not be as flashy as the video games of today, it’s still got the most basic ideas in their most primal form. “The enemy is over there. Hit him.”
So don’t worry that your kid will get bored by the Red Toolbox Air Hockey Kit. First of all, they’re gonna be building it themselves (with a little help from you and your tools, adult in their life). Secondly, once it’s up and running (the eight AA batteries are not included), the Red Toolbox Air Hockey Kit will allow them a physical component the video games just can’t match. Ask anyone, anyone at all: “Which is better, the sharp click of a flying puck, or the angry toss of an expensive controller?” You better believe they’re gonna side with the air hockey game.
Not only that, keep in mind how the Red Toolbox Air Hockey Kit teaches your child important skills they may not learn anywhere else. Woodworking? Pfft, like they teach that in schools. Wiring? You know how much a contractor makes in an hour? And let’s not forget that many bars have an air hockey table on site. Once you master the art of winning free drinks… well, that’s an achievement you can’t unlock in a video game.
Why trap your child into playing games that only the Internet appreciates? Trap them into IRL skills too! With a Red Toolbox Air Hockey Kit, your child will be the well-rounded hero you want them to be. Assuming you ever let them use it.
‘Cause air hockey’s fun! Why should a little kid get to hog this table all the time?
Features
Warranty: 1 Year Limited Red Toolbox
Recommended Ages: 8 and Up
Condition: New
Features:
- Red Toolbox is about you and your kids working, creating and learning together
- Loads of fun and spend quality "team-time" while building cool creations made out of wood
- Easy to read instructions
- Made from pine wood
- Assembly required
Specifications:
- Project Name: Air Hockey
- Skill Level: Intermediate
- Assembled Dimensions: 20.9"(L) x 3"(H) x 12"(W)
- Items Required for Assembly (not included): Glue, clamp, handsaw, screwdriver, drill, file
In the box:
- Red Toolbox Air Hockey Kit
- (2) Mallets
- (2) Pucks
- Assembly Instructions
Specs
Red Toolbox Air Hockey Kit, Pine WoodSpecs
Red Toolbox Air Hockey Kit, Pine WoodSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 54.443s
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