It’s not just a shelf. It’s a hidden tribute to the high masters.

Look, there’s no reason to hide it any more. The Illuminated Ones have taken over. You see it in corporate logos, on currency, even in hip hop. If they can get to Jay-Z and Lady Gaga, they can get to anyone. So why fight it? Why not just jump in? Let’s face it, if they’re going to take over the world anyway you might as well join up early. Maybe get a nice management position processing the paperwork for the FEMA prison camps.

And that’s why we recommend a two pack of Reusable Triangular Corner Shelves. Because not only will they hold up stuff like books and flower pots, they’ll also sit nearly invisibly in the corner of the room. “Hide in plain sight” after all. And if there’s one thing the Evil High Masters enjoy, it’s a secret sign. Mozart? Ben Franklin? The KLF? Throw a few hidden triangle references around and people FLOCK to your door!

Your non-enlightened friends will enjoy the Reusable Triangular Corner Shelves because they’re functional and work. But the real power behind the thrones will get the message you’re sending. And if a mysterious truckload of free potting soil shows up at your front door a few weeks later… hey, who knows, right?

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