Check it out! Some bright spark figured out exactly what was missing from your life: warmed-up windshield-wiper fluid! Just zip-tie it to your car’s radiator hose, re-route your wiper fluid with the included tubeage, and wonder why your life is so empty and unsatistfying. Er, we mean, watch the accumulated ice melt away from the windshield. The radiator warms the water, the water warms your windshield. It's, like, engineering, get it?

Would it be easier and quicker to just use the defroster? Maybe! Mightn’t this warmed-up liquid crack your frozen windshield? Possibly! (There, now you can’t blame us when it happens.) Is this product even more useful than a USB thumb drive lock? Of course - what isn't? But all these petty questions miss the real point: this is your chance to add one more item to your Worst Woot Ever shelf. There's no better way to tell people, "I buy products based on irony value alone."

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