When you play at these levels, there’s always someone who wants you… dead. Bill Greenstreet held the record in Risk: Godstorm until they found him with a chest full of cards. Bobby Jo Kanklestein was the first woman to ever hold the title of Trouble Grandmaster, but what they did to her Pop-o-matic bubble sent her back to Mystery Date for the rest of her life. And my best friend, Team Fortress Johnny, they sent a guy to strangle him with his own game controller. But they’re not gonna get me.

I use a Saitek PP19 P2900 Wireless Gamepad for that very reason. With a ten meter range, I get all the movement I want and it works with first person shooters, even if the game doesn’t normally accept a gamepad. It’s sneaky, you know. Emulates the mouse and keyboard. Some people don’t even know I have one.

The FPS button takes care of all the setup and it works with Windows 2000 and XP, and also Vista, once you download the driver. 8-way d-pad, 6 buttons, 2 joysticks, it’s what you need to get the edge and stay alive. I know one night they’ll come for me. But the Saitek PP19 P2900 Wireless Gamepad won’t help them one but. Plus I’ve been watching the Street Fighter movie. So I’ll be ready. And God help them when that happens.

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