Hey. Hey! Wake up! You OK? I think you passed out for a second there. You sure you’re alright? OK, just, uh, take it easy, there. You want a drink of water or something? Maybe a glass of Woot wine? Yeah, you, like, fainted or something. Your eyes kind of rolled up in your head and you blacked out.

I mean, it’s understandable. When you saw this Samsung Digimax U-CA 505 5MP Digital Camera for just $69.99, I guess it was a little too much for you to take. I can see why you got so excited. Seventy bucks is, like, practically nothing for 5 megapixels of resolution, a high-quality 5.8mm focal length lens, a rechargeable battery and a 2” LCD. And it’s not like this is some no-name, quasi-legal knockoff here – this is a Samsung we’re talking about. That kind of deal would make anybody a little lightheaded.

Maybe this’ll help you calm down: it doesn’t come with an external memory card, so you’ll have to use the 16MB internal memory or provide an SD/MMC card of your own. And the Digimax U-CA 505 has no optical zoom, just a 5x digital zoom. Feeling a little better? OK, cool, I think you’re gonna be OK. Hey, think how funny it’ll be to tell people you fainted just because we’re selling a Samsung Digimax U-CA 505 for $69.99.

Whoa! Not again! Hey, somebody give me a hand here – we’ve gotta get these legs elevated. Anybody seen my smelling salts?

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