Our buyers have presented us with a quandary here.

You see, we’d very much like to refer to the Scarface Wall Clock, which is full of twelve images and quotes from the movie that play every hour on the hour… but we’re not sure exactly how. Because we’ve seen Scarface, and, well, the language involved is the sort of thing we normally don’t use on this site.

Now, we’re pretty sure that the Scarface Wall Clock found twelve quotes that are not quite as bad as the other, say, four or five thousand f-bombs that Scarface contains. And even if they didn’t, there are a lot of people who’d be very happy with a clock full of profanity. But, just in case, there’s a switch at the back to let you turn off the talking. This means you don’t have to worry about hearing Tony and his friends threaten your life regularly at 2am, and that’s probably good for you.

If you’re looking for a clock that will work in your dorm room or apartment or maybe even your basement bar, the Scarface Wall Clock might be just the right thing for you. But if you want a gift for Granny, maybe this is the thing you should pass on. Unless she ran with that sort of crew once upon a time. Thug life, Granny. RIP.

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