Call of Monkey: Black Ops
Enter the sinister world of secretive, shadowy conspiracies. Then spend the entire time in huge, epic, un-disguisable gunfights that could in no way ever be concealed. See the screen turn brown with dookie when your poo-flinging enemies hit you! Experience the extreme realism as you lean against a wall for 30 seconds to heal your multiple injuries from machine guns powerful enough to tear a man in half.
Experience up to 26 minutes of gameplay! Levels 2-30 may be purchased individually as Downloadable Content for the low low price of $19.99 each. After all, you think paying $60 gives you the right to play the full game?
Pre-order through a crappy store that right-thinking people try to avoid giving money to and we’ll throw in an added bonus DLC feature: guns! That’s right, you’ll finally be able to fight back against the waves of enemies trying to stop your character.
Look for ammunition in an affordable $25.99 download pack coming soon!
Features
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Features:
- Slingshot-like rubber arms
- Like 4 regular screaming monkeys screamed into 1
- Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
- Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades
- Dimensions: 28” x 6” (L x W)
In the box:
- Screaming Giant Monkey with Black Woot Cape
Specs
Screaming Giant Monkey in Black Woot Cape with Silver TextSpecs
Screaming Giant Monkey in Black Woot Cape with Silver TextSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.443s
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