Woot-Libs: A [half-drunk on cough syrup] Woot-Off!
Remember that game you played as a kid (that we're not able to name directly for trademark reasons) where you'd fill in the blanks with nouns and adjectives and stuff? For this Woot-Off we're asking you, our loyal denizens, to help us write a bunch of upcoming writeups in a similar fashion. Play along here!



Features
- Yes, it's the good monkeys...
- Slingshot-like rubber arms
- Professed 50-foot flight range
- Majestic capes featuring the equally majestic Woot logo
- Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: None!
Specs
In the box:
- Screaming Monkey (Choose Cape)
Specs
In the box:
- Screaming Monkey (Choose Cape)
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 1m 10.441s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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