Hey, we’ll see you out on the slopes! Assuming you’re skiing on TV or something. Because we’re not going anywhere near any slopes.

Yeah, like we’re really going to heave our flabby, aching bodies out of our Aerons, strap a couple of boards to our feet, and throw ourselves down an icy mountainside. Do we look like we’re nuts?

Maybe you are, though. Maybe you’re the kind of nut who will not only willingly hurtle down a steep, rocky incline, but who needs to know exactly how fast and how far you went. Hey, whatever. It takes diff’rent strokes to move the world. And it takes a Silva Tech Ski Speedometer Watch to measure and record your skiing speed and distance.

While we’re slouched over an empty box of Little Debbies, this watch will calculate your speed and distance and transmit it all to the receiver, strapped discreetly elsewhere on your person. Then you can keep track of how much air you’re catching, or how you’re doing on your reps, or whatever the appropriate lingo is. We told you this wasn’t really our thing. We’re not even sure we’d survive the ride on the ski lift.

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