I may not be the most exciting magician, but I’m the one you can afford.

Look, I’ve told you: I don’t do the normal tricks. I don’t saw people in half or make birds fly out of my sleeves. I can’t levitate, can’t shoot fireballs, can’t pick the right card. I don’t have a wand, I don’t have a cape, I don’t have a hat that I can pull a bunny out of. I dress business casual. I talk with my normal inside voice. I may stutter.

What can I do? Simple: I can make your 15” Macbook disappear! As in, put it out of view. By which I mean, put it into my SlipIt! 15” MacBook Pro Case. Technically that counts as making it disappear. Because no one will see it. They’ll just see a case of roughly the same size and shape. Totally counts!

But wait, that’s not all! Since the SlipIt! has an exterior shell of durable lycra, a middle layer of neoprene, I can also drop your Macbook inside the case from a very short height, and then take it out and reveal it to be unscathed! Unless it was already scratched or damaged before the drop. Then I’ll only do the first part of the trick.

So yeah, like I was saying: not the biggest thrill for your son’s birthday, but I only cost $10 per hour, and that’s the cheapest in town.

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