At long last: there’s a widescreen LCD monitor that delivers all of the color and contrast you need – without the excess fat you don’t. With no meat, dairy, or other animal byproducts, the all-natural Soyo 22” monitor substitute will keep your figure as svelte as its TFT display. Whether you’re vegetarian or just watching your weight, it tastes just like the real thing -

Wrong copy, Ted.

Wait, what now?

That’s not the right copy for this product.

Oh, for crying out loud. Every time this happens, we go through the same -

The Soyo monitor isn’t something you eat, I don’t think.

Maybe it’s not something you eat. Me either. But the vegetarians, with the beads and the hair all tangled up in those deadlocks, they love this Soyo stuff. And they spend money, too. Now, if I may have your permission, I’d like to finish this voiceover so I can make my tee time.

Soon as we get the right copy. We’re working on it.

Well, don’t bother! I’ve got the right copy right here! Now can I ask you something? Did we hire you to work the mixing board or to be Dictator of the BLEEP World? Because I’ll tell you, I’ve been a BLEEP professional for over thirty BLEEP years, and I BLEEP expect professional treatment -

We’re all professionals here, Ted. If we can just hold our horses a minute, we’ll get the right copy -

Hold our horses? Hold our horses? How about you BLEEP hold my BLEEP BLEEP in your BLEEP BLEEP? You BLEEP think you know so BLEEP much, you oughtta be BLEEP able to BLEEP BLEEP with a BLEEP cherry on top!

You know what, Ted, we need to change the tape. Let’s take five.

Sure, great! And while you’re at it, take my five BLEEP fingers and BLEEP BLEEP your BLEEP, OK?

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