Hey, x-treem sports fans. Think you’ve done it all? Cliff diving onto a surfboard? Alligator wrestling next to an active volcano? Walked through Bedford-Stuy alone then rode your motorcycle in the rain? If you’re hard enough, we’ve got a dare for you. Try out this Soyo Freestyler Bluetooth Stereo Headset with Transmitter.

The fun starts the moment you open the box. Try using the manual. What’s wrong? Too x-treem for you? Can’t figure out that you’ve got to hold down the power buttons until the red and blue lights blink? Maybe you’re not the daredevil you thought, hero. Why not go home and cry to momma?

If you’re still with us, the second part of the Soyo Freestyler Bluetooth Stereo Headset with Transmitter Challenge begins now. Plug the transmitter into a 3.5mm minijack and you’ve got a sweet set of wireless headphones. Or use the built-in Bluetooth to connect to your cell phone. You’ve got to choose, so choose smart. What’s it gonna be, hotshot? You want to hear music? You want to watch some weepy love story without disturbing anybody? Or do you want to make some phone calls? Let’s go, let’s go, lead, follow or get out of the way!

So you picked the Bluetooth? You think you’re something, huh? Well, let’s go then, start using the built-in microphone. Yeah, out on the street. Full stereo sound on every call. Disorienting, ain’t it? Not used to hearing phone calls like that, right? Suddenly you’re not sure what to do, and you start bumping into people as you walk! Your friend is on the left, or is it the right? Is that his dog? What’s going on? It’s like you’re going mad but you’ve got to make it to work on time! That’s right, buddy, now you’re in the ZONE! X-TREEM TO THE MAX! NO MERCY! NO FEAR! HARDCORE MAXIMUM ÜBER!! HOO AAAA!

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