There comes a time in every male’s life when he wants to make his bedroom look like a sports bar.

Maybe it’ll hit at age seven, or maybe it’ll hit at age thirty eight. But when it hits, it’s impossible to ignore. Down go the posters of cartoon characters, up go the dogs playing poker. Instead of action figures, it’s a dart board or a baseball game. The words “flat-screen television” start to appear on birthday lists and somehow, your house gets subscribed to Maxim. And once this genetic signal switches on, there’s nothing you can do to stop it! Unless… you plan ahead.

Buy a Sportcraft Door Jamz Game and keep it on hand. The very first time the male in your life says “You know, I’m considering changing my look… with a goatee.” you can pull it out and attach it to any door. A few months of throwin’ baseballs at an electronic target and guess what? The pon farr will have ended! Your male will shake his head, close the neon bar sign catalog, and go back to a more civilized existence.

Until you buy a house with a basement. But come on, EVERYBODY knows that the basement is for man caves. THAT’S not a phase, that’s just tradition! And it increases your home’s value!

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