Looking to follow your own dreams? Doing it yourself? You want a Stanley 501600M FatMax Xtreme Technician Bag.

I thought I was pretty smart but man! Home improvement is kicking my butt! But, whatever, I’ll figure it out, I guess. After all, I got my Stanley 501600M FatMax Xtreme Technician Bag, and that’s going to help me keep all my hand tools organized. Good thing, too, because I’m going to figure out how to read this wiring diagram once and for all. Okay, the book says to go slow when lights are low… oh, this is no help, no! Arrgh! It makes me want to throw my Stanley 501600M FatMax Xtreme Technician Bag across the room!

Of course, even if I were to do that, it wouldn’t be a problem, since the Stanley 501600M FatMax Xtreme Technician Bag is made of rigid plastic walls with a removable handle. It’s also got a padded shoulder strap, and all those pockets! Plus there’s a tape chain and tape holder, oh, Spiritus Sanctus, it’s so fantastic! I just wish I could use it better.

I mean, who knew D.I.Y. would be so hard? I mean, it says right here that if I jerk the handle, I’ll die in my dreams? What does that even MEAN? Maybe I should just call in an electrician and be done with it.

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