Hey kids! Wanna write sales copy the Woot way? Just replace the parenthetical words below with the appropriate part of speech, and huzzah! You’re moving product Woot-style! Just don’t expect it to help you get dates! Because it won’t! Trust us!

Whether you’re smuggling (plural noun) across the border into (Southeast Asian country) or on the run from the (law enforcement agency) for your involvement in questionable (activity), you eventually encounter the (adjective) problem: when you use and (verb) your laptop so much, its power adapter will (verb) from all the strain. Like (winking reference to an annoying piece of pop-culture that will resonate with our target audience), it’s enough to make you want to (aggressive verb) your (soft, tender body part) out.

Say (exclamation) to the Targus APA01US 90W Universal Notebeook Adapter. This (adjective that rhymes with “dandy”) -dandy gizmo is just what the (profession) ordered for today’s road (word for somebody who fights). At just 7.5 ounces, it’s easy to stow in your (type of bag), or just put it in your (type of storage space or container) for a (weather adjective) day when your other adapter has busted. Like (famous singer) said, ” (humorous variation on something the aforementioned famous singer said) .”

Of course, you’ll want to (verb) the specs (adverb) first, because the Targus APA01US doesn’t (verb) with every model of laptop. So, then, (question word) does Targus (verb) it “Universal”? Because like all marketers, behind the (adjective) veneer of honesty and (happy noun), they’re really just (adjective) sacks of (expletive).

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