“Okay, that was great. 12-digit LCD display, let’s show a little more of that oopmh next time, okay? The rest of you, fantastic. Take five. Num Lock, can I see you over here, please?”

“Thanks Mr. Targus!”
“It was so well choreographed, Mr. Targus!”

“Thanks, girls, you made it all look easy. Num Lock, let’s sit for a second.”

“Did I do something wrong, Mr. Targus?”

“Well, Num Lock, I can’t help but notice… you’re unsynchronized. And that may be a problem in this Targus AKP02CA Wireless Calculator & Keypad. People come expecting full sized keycaps and a USB plug… and you might not have what it takes.”

“Oh, Mr. Targus, it’s always been my dream to be in a Wireless Calculator & Keypad! Can’t I… isn’t there something I can do to prove myself to you?”

“Well, Num Lock… let me ask, hypothetically… if I asked you if you were easy to install, what would you say?”

“I’d say no drivers required, Mr. Targus. And for you my two AAA batteries are included. And I’m very discrete.”

“Then get back up there, Num Lock. I’m gonna make you a star!”

“Oh, Mr. Targus! You’ve made me so happy!

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