We had some really nice jokes all planned out for the Teac R2W White Digital Radio w/ Dual Alarm Clock. We were going to talk about the Digital AM/FM tuner that had a purple motorcycle and owned a nightclub. We were going to mention the easy-to-read LCD display that it met in a hotel lobby with a magazine. We had a really nice bit about the timer and snooze functions that only wanted to see you laughing in a very specific type of rain. And we were going to finish by talking about the AUX jack that accepted an iPod or any device with a headphone output. Maybe we would have made a joke about Vanity 6 or Sheena Easton, who knows. Unfortunately for us, a week or so ago the guy we’re too scared to mention decided to C&D the entire internet, including his fan sites. We think he even went after the guy who wrote “Harold & The Purple Crayon” and Hamlet, the Prince of Denmark. So we’re gonna lie low for a bit. Don’t let that stop you from picking up a Teac R2W White Digital Radio w/ Dual Alarm Clock, though. Just be careful what you play on it.

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