Do you want an mp3 player but consider the iPod Nano an unwieldy waste of pocket space? Are you willing to be seen in public with wires running from your wrist to your ears? Do you keep losing your mp3 player because it's not actually strapped to your body? Then meet the Technotunes 256MB mp3 watch. All the standard mp3 player features are present and accounted for, from the stereo headphones to the built-in 256MB chip that can hold up to 4 hours of music. It's compatible with either USB or round 4-pin connectors, and you can transfer all sorts of files to it in case of a flash memory emergency. They won't transfer very quickly, but whaddya want for fifty bucks?

We suppose we should tell you that the rechargeable battery charges up in 3 hours and can play continuously for up to 10. And the watch is water-resistant and, you know, tells you what time it is in the popular and convenient dial format. Yes, the Technotunes mp3 watch is as thick and ugly as Tony Siragusa, but a lot less disgusting to have on your arm.