And I apowogize if this date was wess thwiwwing than you hoped it would be.

But no, I am not into sexy chaps and vawious othew ewotic fashions. When I said I was a “weather queen,” that’s just what I meant, “weather.”

OK, it’s pwobabwy not as “kinky” as whatevew you’d been imagining. But meteowowogicaw phenomena can be weawwy, weawwy intewesting. Maybe sometime you can dwop by my apawtment and check out my Thewmow wiwewess weather station and see fow youwsewf how totawwy wadicaw it is to get weal-time info on the indoow and outdoow tempewatuwes. Twy it, you might wike it!

And then maybe aftewwawd we could tie each othew up and swathew each othew with mapwe sywup.

What, too weiwd?

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