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Oh, hey, buddy. How’s it going today? The links treating you well? Boy, it’s a nice one, isn’t it?

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Say, if you want to play through, I’d be happy to… okay, then, if that’s what you want. Guess you’re gonna study my technique, right? Ha ha! Here, check this one out, I’ll send it straight as an arrow.

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Beautiful, right? Yeah, that’s why I bought the Top-Flite Gamer V2 Golf Balls. Not for the soft, resilient core or the superior short-game spin and outstanding distances that come from the DuPont® HPF™ mantle layer, although those things are very important.

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Nope, I bought the Top-Flite Gamer V2 Golf Balls because they were a 24 pack. And brother, I was tired of hiking back to the club house to buy another box just so I could finish a game.

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Yep, I’ve finally decided that the trouble isn’t me, the trouble is the game! And so from here on in, I’m playing my strengths. Let’s face it, I can sink balls into this water hazard better than anyone we know, so I figure, why not focus on that instead? In a month or so, I’ll have a new leaderboard all to myself, and they’ll start calling my Drop-Ball Club Champion. It may not seem like much, but it’s certainly better than “Guy Who Can’t Get Past The Thirteenth Hole”

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Say, I’ve got some golf balls left if you want to join me. No? Yeah, probably a bit unfair to play against me as a beginner. Say, tell you what, why don’t I use a handicap of eight, and… okay, okay. Enjoy your golf game, then. I’ll be here, perfecting the complex art of Drop-Ball for the next generation. And then it’s back to the clubhouse for lunch and some sponsorship cold calls. You mark my words, buddy. This sport’s gonna be huge! Especially considering how many people already play it without even knowing!

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Aw, yeah! Aced it! Did you see that technique?

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