Let’s face it, if you’re shopping here, you probably can’t afford to fly. Seeing the oil company executives ruining the airline industry executives is, admittedly, kind of fun, but even still, we’re caught in the middle. This “pass it along to the consumer” thing doesn’t work when they don’t even want to give us a free cookie!

Thankfully the TravelPro FlightPro 8632-39 Copper Rolling Garment Bag works with more conventional travel, like trains or cars or buses or walking. There’s a wide bottom and easy rolling wheels. Strap an engine on this baby and you might get a new type of transport. You’ll have to check the local laws yourself to find out if it would be street legal.

In the TravelPro FlightPro 8632-39 Copper Rolling Garment Bag, there’s an ID Holder, a Slim-Line Attachment System with Collapsible Hook, a Removable Toiletry Divider with Pockets and a Water Resistant Lining, as well as two Shoe Pockets, a Hanging Garment compartment, and the ablity to expand up to 25% for additional capacity. It’s heavy-duty DuraGuard ballistic nylon, too. It could be bulletproof! It’s not, but it could be.

The TravelPro FlightPro 8632-39 Copper Rolling Garment Bag will be great on a plane as well, but why keep going back to them like a desperate ex? You broke up for a reason, remember? Let them feel the slap of the invisible hand this time.

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