My name is US Robotics USR5416 802.11g Wireless PCI Adapter of the clan 802.11g Wireless PCI Adapter. There are many like me, and yet I am unique. I am a player in a great game I do not even understand. Many years ago, in Scotland, I met an Egyptian who used a Japanese sword. I know, I know, just kinda go with it for a little bit.

Anyway, he taught me to use my gifts properly. Soon my wireless speeds were up to 100 Mpbs, and I was no longer afraid of using my detachable antenna. He taught me focus, and that gave me built in 256 bit WEP encryption, as well as 802.1x network authentication support. And he taught me the rules.

There are some rules we all hold sacrosanct. We must have 64 MB or greater, and be running Windows 98SE or higher. We must have a PCI 2.1/2.2 slot available. And no wedgies on holy ground.

But then a terrible thing happened, and I lost my teacher and my love. And now I am in New York, where I have been drawn for my final battle. My name is US Robotics USR5416 802.11g Wireless PCI Adapter of the clan 802.11g Wireless PCI Adapter. And there can be only one.

(Although, obviously, if things don’t sell out completely this time they might do a 2fer in a month or so. You never can tell with these guys.)

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