It's a Woot OMG Deal! What is it?

This is an Outrageous Mystery Goody (OMG). It's not a BOC or a WTF or an LOL. We take a product and make it really cheap, but don't really tell you what it is. Why? We have our reasons. But they are good ones.

The fine print:

• This item is not eligible for returns (defect exceptions apply).
• There is just ONE of these items in the box.
• There will be only that one item in the box and nothing more.
• It's all the same item. Different people will not be getting different things.
• Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and PO Boxes is not available for this item.

In the box:

We can't tell you, OK? That's why it's an Outrageous MYSTERY Goody.