Styrofoam Cooler: Hey, welcome to the garage. Nice to have another cooler around here. Watch the spiders, though – they get inside you for the winter and you’ll be choking on webs until Memorial Day.

Vector 17 Liter Travel Cooler & Warmer Console: Oh, hey, thanks. My name’s Vector. But actually, I’m not -

Mini-Fridge: He’s not a cooler, foam-for-brains. See the power cord and the cooling fan? He’s obviously a refrigerator, like me. How’s it going, fridge brother?

Vector 17 Liter Travel Cooler & Warmer Console: Great, great, thanks. You know, uh, I’m not exactly a refrigerator, either. I mean, I cool things down, yeah, but I don’t use any refrigerant, per se. And I can’t, like, make ice or anything.

Mini-Fridge: For real?

Styrofoam Cooler: I don’t get it. Are you a fridge or a cooler?

Vector 17 Liter Travel Cooler & Warmer Console: Um, both? Or neither, I guess? See, I’m a travel cooler. You plug me into a 12-volt outlet on a car or boat, fill me with up to 20 12-ounce cans, and I can cool them down to 40 degrees F, or warm them up to 120 F -

Mini-Fridge: Whoa, whoa, wait a minute! Warm them up? Who wants to drink hot soda?

Vector 17 Liter Travel Cooler & Warmer Console: Yeah, I guess you wouldn’t do that with soda. But I can hold other things, and warm them up. Like, you know, fried chicken or whatever.

Styrofoam Cooler: Sure, I getcha. People think us coolers are all about keeping food cool, but we can also keep it warm. Doesn’t make any difference to me. You ask me, we should be called “insulators” or something, let people know we’re not just all about the cooling.

Mini-Fridge: Bah, hot food is overrated. Fried chicken is at its best cold out of the fridge.

Styrofoam Cooler: Ah, go huff some freon. You can’t understand guys like me and Vector here. Just be nice to him while I’m gone on that camping trip this weekend.

Vector 17 Liter Travel Cooler & Warmer Console: Uh, actually, I think I’ll be going on that one.

Styrofoam Cooler: Oh, well, great. We’ll have plenty of time to get to know each other.

Vector 17 Liter Travel Cooler & Warmer Console: Thing is, I think it’s just me going. And the people, of course. But you’ll be staying here.

Styrofoam Cooler: Oh. Oh, OK. Terrific. Good for you. Have fun.

Vector 17 Liter Travel Cooler & Warmer Console: Thanks, thanks, I will.

Styrofoam Cooler: Hey, aluminum face?

Mini-Fridge: Yeah? What?

Styrofoam Cooler: I don’t think I like this new guy.

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