Rome Was Also A Brand
“Hey, Huneric!”
“Heyyy! My man, Theodoric! How’s it hanging, Teddy?”
“From the top of the Senate roof, next to the heads of all those who oppose us. Ha ha ha ha!”
“Ha ha ha! I heard THAT! Hey, I haven’t seen you in like two days. How’s your sack been doing? If you know what I mean!”
“Ha ha! Man, you still got it! But I tell you what, I tried to go plunder an iPad and those lines were CRAZY!”
“No lie, man, no lie. Plus who wants to deal with all those hipster neo-Vandals? Oh, I looted Hippo before anyone was looting Hippo, I’m working on an ironic tag, wouldn’t it be funny if the zombies attacked while we were blah blah blah blah. You and me, we’re born to rampage. Who needs those treasure-fund punks?”
“You’re not kidding, Huneric. Plus I hear all those tablets are pre-locked to one provider? Man, talk about a corrupt society just waiting to crumble. No wonder we got in so easy!”
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“Watch out, Teddy, fire archers over there.”
“Ooo, thanks. RAAA HAVE AT YOU!”
“Ha ha ha! Look at them run! Anyway, Teddy, check this out. It’s a 10” Viewsonic G-Tablet. Picked it up for a song at this little place near the walls.”
“You paid for that?”
“No, I bashed some guy’s head in, he dropped it, I picked it up. It’s pretty sweet as long as you look at it directly.”
“And how else does a Vandal look at things? Ha ha ha!”
“Ha ha ha! Hey, fire arrows again.”
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“Oh, for crying out- RAAAAAA! RAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Okay, that should hold them for a few. Tell me, what can you do with this Viewsonic G-Tablet?”
“Oh, man! WMV, WMA, MP4, DivX, a 1080p screen-”
”- as long as you look directly at it -”
”-right, exactly. Plus the Viewsonic G-Tablet is super light and it goes right into a saddlebag after the looting ends. I’m planning to grab a few new wives and teach them to download Apps from the Android Store, maybe fill up the 16GB of internal memory or expand it via the SD card slot. It’s got WiFi and Bluetooth, so that shouldn’t be hard. Assuming these Roman woman can learn! Ha ha!”
“Ha ha ha! Isn’t it great that feminism won’t be invented for a few thousand years? When WE make jokes like that, it’s just part of our culture! People have to accept it! Oh, and hey, speaking of culture, I almost forgot, King Genseric’s having a little cookout later tonight, he told me to ask if you’d handle refreshments.”
“Wow, my Viewsonic G-Tablet would be perfect for that! Let’s see, we’ll need wine, beer, some meat…”
“No, no, no meat. We’ve still got those leftover Franks. Ha ha ha!”
“Ha ha ha ha! We just keep defeating everybody! Except those fire archers, watch out.”
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“RAAAA! I’m telling you, Huneric, as soon as I find out where these guys live, I’m knocking over their trashcans and throwing eggs at their windows.”
“Well, there’s nothing wrong with orthodox vandalism, Teddy. It’s just who we are.”
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“Oh, for crying out LOUD! How many lighters do you people OWN?”
Features
Warranty: 1 Year ViewSonic
Condition: New
Features:
- The ViewSonic gTablet has a crisp and vibrant 10.1” capacitive touch screen display with plenty of real estate for even the most demanding tablet users
- Great for multitasking, viewing multiple apps, and browsing web pages in their entirety, including the ability to play Flash videos
- With is 1080p playback resolution, sharing entertainment and photos on this gorgeous display is truly a delight
- Extensive format support includes H.264, WMV, WMA, MP3, DivX and more
- Easy to take anywhere with its super slim and sleek design and smooth beveled edges. Weighing in at 1.5 pounds and just 0.5” thick, just grab it and go
- Newly revised OS gives you the ability to switch between TapnTap menu environment and Droid graphic environment with a single screen touch and results in improved system stability and speed
- Engineered with you in mind, the navigation is practically instinctive. You find the buttons exactly where you would have placed them, which will have you toggling, searching, going back and moving forward all at lightning speed
- On-display buttons include Search, Home, Menu and back. Volume rocker is located on top
- You get an awesome performance from practically any source with this tablet: play music files, watch movies, or upload images from your camcorder and share entertainment with your friends on the go
- Switch between apps and tasks instantly: while checking email, download apps while updating your calendar, jump from reading your eBooks to keeping up with your favorite blogs
- Open multiple apps with the flick of a finger. It is so intuitive, you’ll be able to pinch, scroll, rotate or zoom to your heart's content
- Expandable memory up to 32GB via microSD
- Offers 3.5 mm headphone jack, USB port, and mini USB port
- Direct access to the Apps Store to download thousands of leading Android apps
- Features Google’s Android 2.2 OS with new features and benefits such as faster web browsing, simple app launching and updating, and a completely more intuitive experience
- Improvement in JavaScript loading, better overall performance of Android OS, USB and Wi-Fi Internet Tethering, Microsoft Exchange integration, compass support for Google Maps, improved Google Voice Search that recognizes long and complicated speech
- Now you can contact anyone just the way they like. Use email, video chatting, tweet them on Twitter or update your status on Facebook
- Wi-Fi b/g/n support, video conferencing via 1.3MP camera, and Bluetooth support with 8-10 hours of battery life
- Experience the power of NVIDIA’s latest processor. Designed for mobile applications, you will experience super fast gaming, crystal clear 1080p HD video, blazingly fast web access and surreal HD video chatting
- 1 GHz Dual ARM Cortex-A9 processor, 512MB DDR2 memory, 2D/3D Graphics processing, HD Video encode and decode, Ultra-low power GeForce GPU, 1080p video playback processor, OpenGL ES 2.0, and 32-bit LP-DDR2, DDR2
- Applications and games come alive in your hand with the G sensor. Your gaming imagination never has been this real or this wild. An ambient light sensor also automatically reduces brightness in dim lit settings to conserve power. It follows your every move; it feels what you feel
- The gTablet app is preloaded, which gives you instant access to manuals, user guides, the latest update information, file download resources, support hotline number, source code information for developers, and more
- Quick Start Guide (click here)
- Users Guide (click here)
- How to Use Android (click here)
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CAMERA: | 1.3-megapixel camera |
BATTERY: | 3650mAh Li-ion polymer battery |
OPERATING TEMP.: | 32°F to 113°F |
STORAGE TEMP.: | -4°F to 113°F |
DIMENSIONS: | 6.8” (H) x 10.5” (W) |
WEIGHT (with battery): | 1.55 lbs. |
MEMORY: | 16GB internal memory |
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OPERATING SYSTEM: | Google Android 2.2 (Froyo) |
CPU: | 1GHz NVIDIA Tegra 2-Dual-core ARM Cortex-A9 CPU with 512MB DRR |
VIDEO: | NVIDIA Tegra 2, OpenGL ES 2.0, 32-bit LP-DDR2, DDR2 |
DISPLAY: | 10.1” TFT-LCD with LED driver system |
NETWORK: | Wi-Fi : 802.11 b/g/n Bluetooth 2.1 + EDR |
RESOLUTIONS: | 1024x600 resolution |
AUDIO OUTPUT: | Built-in 2 x 1-watt stereo speakers 3.5mm stereo headphone |
POWER: | 7.4 Voltage Power Adapter |
SUPPORTED MEDIA FORMATS: |
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In the box:
- ViewSonic gTablet 10.1” PC Android 2.2 (UPS300-2.2)
- USB Cable
- Power Adapter
- Cleaning Cloth
- ESD Cover
- User Guide
- Quick Start Guide
Specs
ViewSonic gTablet 10.1” 16GB Multi-touch Tablet - Android 2.2, microSD, USB, 802.11n, Flash, DivXSpecs
ViewSonic gTablet 10.1” 16GB Multi-touch Tablet - Android 2.2, microSD, USB, 802.11n, Flash, DivXSales Stats
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- 1m 30.000s
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