But odds are good if you’re reading this you’re not a tiny bird.

Tiny adorable birds would have no use for a VisionQuest Black 7” 16x9 Digital Photo Frame with 128MB Memory. It’d be bigger than the bird itself! How would the poor little guy ever get it back to his nest? Tiny birds don’t have the shipping options you do.

What would he even take pictures of? I mean, assuming for the sake of argument that he has an adorable little camera that he can somehow manipulate with his beak or his tiny little feet. ASSUME he can somehow operate this tiny camera (to say nothing of who would bother making such a product for a species that has no known currency beyond shiny things and bugs). What would he take photos of? His family and friends? Once those babies are out of that nest he doesn’t care! He’s off to Florida for the winter and next spring he might not even be with that same tiny mate.

He wouldn’t even know what the 128MB of memory was for! Tiny adorable birds don’t have computers with which to upload these hypothetical photos (I assume he’d like nature photography), so again: useless! Tiny adorable birds have absolutely no use for digital picture frames.

But you might.

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