Westminster Drinking Bird  

Have you ever seen that one bird who sets up shop at your bird bath and is constantly taking sips of water, tilting its head up and down, up and down, up and down? This is kind of like that, only science! With the Drinking Bird, be amazed as this novelty contraption seemingly defies the odds as it takes drink after drink after drink, all in the name of science!

Drink up! – The Drinking Bird is constructed with a felt covered head, plastic feet and a cylindrical tube made of high quality glass. There is also a fluid and dye inside the tube that may vary in color. Do not drink the fluid, let the bird do the drinking!

Praise Science! – Set a cup of water in front of the bird and give it a drink. The fluid inside the tube will then condense into gas from the evaporative cooling of the water, allowing the bird’s beak to become top heavy. The bird will then indefinitely dip its beak up and down into the water until it evaporates (which takes a long time, trust me, we’re still watching). In layman’s terms, it’s like grandma living her best life at the open bar!

Novelty Gift Idea – The Drinking Bird comes in a vintage box, perfect as a white elephant gift, or just something fun to have around the house. 

• 7 x 4.5 x 8 inches
• Made of felt covered head, plastic feet and cylindrical glass tube
• Liquid may vary: Green, blue and red
• Choking Hazard Warning: Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
• Learn more about the science and the history of the Drinking Bird 

Westminster Bright Switch  

Move “The Clapper” aside, this Westminster Bright Switch is HUUUUGEEE! Well, huge in comparison to a normal light switch. You’ll never step on sharp objects in the dark again (never say never) with this On/Off Bright Switch lighting up the room.

Flip it good – The Bright Switch functions the same way a normal wall light switch does. Flip it to “On” to turn on and “Off” to turn off. No plugs and no wires to mess with as this runs on 3 AA batteries (not included)

Electric Bright Switch Orchestra – This will make the perfect night light in any room in your house or it will make a great white elephant gift!

• 6.5 x 3 x 2 inches
• Runs on 3 AA batteries (not included)

Westminster Butt/Face Soap

Here’s your morning routine. You wake up, you think about what you want to do, Butt first, you want to clean yourself up a little. It’s on to the shower before you become a couch potato and Face the TV to watch your favorite Soap opera. You head to the bathroom and start up the shower. While you take a sip of your (insert classic shower beverage here), you see your favorite bar of soap. But it’s not just any soap. It’s Butt Face Soap. The type of soap that helps you stay clean and teaches you bar soap etiquette. It’s my kind of soap.

As the Loufa Turns – Butt Face soap is a 2-sided, color-coded, bar of soap, with the word “Butt” on one side, and “Soap” on the other. The words are pressed in deep so as your soap begins to shrink, you will still know which side to use!

The Young and the Soap-less – Clean up your friends and families lives with the Butt Face Soap. The perfect white elephant gift or stocking stuffer this year! 

• 4.5 x 3.4 x 0.8 inches
• Choking Hazard Warning: Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item

Warranty: 90 Day Woot