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Oh the horror!!! Sorry, I just burned my toast. Hi, how are you doing? Welcome to this write up. Today we bring you an array of hyper-realistic balaclavas. What’s a balaclava you ask? A balaclava is a ski mask that covers your whole head and only leaves parts of your face visible. In other words, it’s perfect for skiing! Also useful for low budget heist films.
Honestly, when I first saw that we were selling these wonderfully amazing Orangutan, Angry Cat and Murphy Dog balaclavas, I started singing the classic song, “La Bamba” by Ritchie Valens. It goes “balaclava La Bamba” right? No…. yikes. (Checks lyrics) I guess it’s “para bailar La Bamba.”
Well, I guess Ritchie knows better than me. Anyway, now that the song is stuck in your head, imagine how you’ll look on the mountain while wearing one of these amazing balaclavas. You’ll be the talk of the town as you balaclava la bamba your way down the slopes.
Choose from Orangutan, Murphy Dog or Angry Cat
- One size fits all - adults and juniors
- 100% Polyester
- Element-repelling polyester flex material
- Soft fleece lining
- Wind and UV protection
- Lay flat approximate dimensions: 17" long x 9" wide
Shipping Note: Shipping to PO Boxes, Military, Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot
Specs
In the box:
(1) Beardo BALA-ORAN Orangutan Balaclava
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(1) Beardo BALA-MDOG Murphy Dog Balaclava
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(1) Beardo BALA-GMPY Angry Cat Balaclava
Specs
In the box:
(1) Beardo BALA-ORAN Orangutan Balaclava
~or~
(1) Beardo BALA-MDOG Murphy Dog Balaclava
~or~
(1) Beardo BALA-GMPY Angry Cat Balaclava
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2m 18.336s
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