A Pre-Thanksgiving Carol
Spirit? Spirit, are you there?
YES, EBENEEZER.
Spirit? Where are we now?
THE PRESENT, EBENEEZER. AT THE HOME OF YOUR EMPLOYEE.
Cratchitt? Why, I had to fire him so that I could use that $700 Billion bailout package to cover the jetski that was promised to me in my personal severance package. What’s he doing now?
GIVING HIS FAMILY CHRISTMAS GIFTS. ALL HE COULD AFFORD WAS THE WORX 18 VOLT 5 PIECE CORDLESS TOOL KIT.
Gifts? Is that a Cordless Circular Saw his wife is holding? That thing can cut 12mm steel, I don’t know what she would be complaining about.
AND THERE, EBENEEZER.
That’s his oldest son, right? He’ll find a use for that Cordless Reciprocating Saw. It’ll build character! Soon he’ll be cutting plastic and pipe for his car. Can you do that with a Reciprocating Saw? I always just take my Bentley to the dealer. But he’ll figure it out, he looks smart. I don’t think this is so bad.
LOOK THERE, EBENEEZER.
His daughter! She has a Cordless Flashlight! That’s an okay gift. It’s practical. Why does she look so sad?
SHE WANTED A TEDDY BEAR.
A bear? Those depreciate the moment they leave the store!
AND JET SKIS DON’T I SUPPOSE.
Listen, I can’t be responsible if her father didn’t invest in his 401k or keep track of his options. Who’s that?
TINY TIM.
Tiny Tim? He named a kid Tiny? What’s wrong with that guy? But look at that, Tiny there is going places. He’s really happy to get that Cordless Drill/Driver. Wow, that thing can go into concrete! What kid wouldn’t want to break up concrete with a power tool? See? I’m not such a bad guy!
PERHAPS YOU WILL ENJOY THE NEXT GHOST, THEN.
Which one is he?
THE GHOST OF THE FUTURE.
Oh, that will be nice. Can I get some stock tips?
NO, EBENEEZER. BECAUSE TINY TIM WILL OWN YOUR COMPANY.
What?
DRIVEN BY THE DESIRE TO NEVER AGAIN HAVE A TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS, HE WILL BECOME A GREAT BUSINESSMAN AND FORCE YOU OUT BY SLOWLY TAKING OVER YOUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS.
What about me?
YOU WILL HAVE THE JET SKI.
And the company expense account? The jet? The Swiss bank accounts? The Cordless Jigsaw that comes in the Worx set but wasn’t previously mentioned as being owned by anyone?
GOOD BYE, EBENEEZER.
No! No, Spirit! No, I understand now! I’m sorry! I’m ready to think long term like Warren Buffett says in his song Margaritaville! Spirit! Spirit! I don’t want to lose everything! I’m sorry! Noooooooo! Nooooo!


Features
Warranty: 1 Year Worx
WT162 Cordless Drill/Driver Features:
- Full-metal keyless chuck with shaft lock for one‑hand operation
- Dual gear variable speed range Gear 1: 0-350 rpm for high torque
- Dual gear variable speed range Gear 2: 0-1300 rpm for high speed
- 24 clutch positions including drill mode maximum torque of 530 in./lb.
- Magnetic tray to hold bits or screws while drilling and driving
- Trigger-operated speed control
- Forward and reverse rotation
- Impact rate Gear 1: 0-5600 bpm
- Impact rate Gear 2: 0-20,800 bpm
- Charger volts: 120 V-60 Hz
- Drill volts: 18 V
- Drill capacity steel: 13 mm (0.5 in.)
- Drill capacity wood: 38 mm (1.5 in.)
- Drill capacity masonry: 16 mm (0.63 in.)
- Chuck capacity: 13 mm (0.5 in.)
- Charging time: 1 hour approximately
WT545 Cordless Jigsaw:
- Tool – free blade change system
- Variable speed 0-1800 spm for controlled cutting on various materials
- 4 orbital settings for improved cutting efficiency
- Adjustable aluminum base for bevel cuts up to 45 left or right
- Cutting capacity for Wood: 2-1/2”
- Cutting capacity for aluminum: 13/16”
- Cutting capacity for steel: 3/8
WT525K Cordless Circular Saw Features:
- 14 cm (5.5-in.) tungsten carbide tipped 24‑tooth thin kerf blade for precision cutting
- Adjustable cutting angle for bevel cuts up to 50°
- Dust extraction facility with built-in dust port
- Spindle lock for fast blade replacement
- Charger volts: 120 V-60 Hz
- Circular saw volts: 18 V
- No-load speed: 3300 rpm
- Cutting capacity (wood) 90°: 4 cm (1.57 in.); 45°: 3 cm (1.18 in.)
- Weight: 3.5 kg (7.7 lb.)
WT505 Cordless Reciprocating Saw Features:
- 22 mm (0.87-in.) stroke length
- Four-position orbital action
- Counterbalancing mechanism
- Tool-free blade change system
- Variable speed lock-off switch
- Pivoting foot plate to provide larger surface contact for stability and control
- Charger volts: 120 V-60 Hz
- Reciprocating saw volts: 18 V
- No-load speed 0-2700 spm
- Weight: 2.8 kg (6.2 lb.)
WT022 Cordless Flashlight Features:
- Dust-proof rocker switch for longer life
- 2×310° rotating housing for virtually infinite adjustment to aim light where needed
- 180 min of strong light on a single charge, for use over long periods
- Includes spare bulb stored in handle for added convenience
- Flashlight volts: 18 V
- Weight: 0.275 kg (0.6 lb.)
Cordless Reciprocating Saw Technical Data:
- Voltage rating: 18V
- No Load Speed: 2,700rpm
- Stroke Length: 7/8” (22mm)
- Orbital Settings: 4
- Maximum Cutting Capacity for Wood (thickness): 7” (177mm)
- Maximum Cutting Capacity for Plastic (diameter PVC pipe) 3” (76mm)
- Maximum Cutting Capacity for Steel (thickness): 15/32”(12mm)
Cordless Drill/Drivers Technical Data:
- Voltage Rating: 18V
- No Load Speed: 0-350/0-1,300rpm
- Chuck Capacity: 1/3” (13mm)
- Maximum Torque (In drill mode): 485 in-lbs
- Clutch Settings: 24 (incl. drill mode)
- Maximum drilling capacity for wood: 1 1/2” (38mm)
- Maximum drilling capacity for steel: 1/2” (13mm)
- Machine weight: 5.31lbs (2.4Kg)
Cordless Jigsaw Technical Data:
- Voltage rating: 18v
- No load speed: 0 – 1,800spm
- Bevel capacity: 0±45°
- Blade type: T-Shank
- Orbital settings: 4
- Maximum cutting capacity for wood: 2-1/2” (65mm)
- Maximum cutting capacity for steel: 3/8” (10mm)
- Maximum cutting capacity for aluminum: 13/16” (20mm)
- Machine weight: 6.2lbs (2.8Kg)
Cordless Circular Saw Technical Data:
- Voltage rating: 18V
- No Load Speed: 3,300rpm
- Bevel Capacity: 0-50°
- Blade Size: 5 1/2” (150mm)
- Blade Bore: 3/8” (10mm)
- Maximum cutting capacity at 90°: 1 5/8” (41.5mm)
- Maximum cutting capacity at 45°: 1 3/16” (30mm)
- Machine Weight: 7.7lbs (3.5Kg)
Flashlight Technical Data:
- Voltage Rating: 18v
- Machine Weight: 0.6lbs (0.3Kg)
In the box:
- WT162 Cordless Drill/Driver
- WT525 Cordless Circular Saw
- WT505 Cordless Reciprocating Saw
- WT022 Cordless Flashlight
- WT545 Cordless Jigsaw
- 2 Rechargeable batteries
- Battery Charger
- Cutting Blades
- Rolling Case
Specs
WT162 Cordless Drill/DriverWT545 Cordless Jigsaw
WT525K Cordless Circular Saw
WT505 Cordless Reciprocating Saw
WT022 Cordless Flashlight
Specs
WT162 Cordless Drill/DriverWT545 Cordless Jigsaw
WT525K Cordless Circular Saw
WT505 Cordless Reciprocating Saw
WT022 Cordless Flashlight
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.998s
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Quantity Breakdown
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12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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