We get it. You’re a geek. Good for you.

Yes, Roger, actually I did see your new Star Wars shirt. Several times now. Yeah, I caught that it’s yet another “It’s A Trap” variation skirting the very razor’s edge of copyright infringement, much like the one Ben was wearing yesterday and Alice was wearing a few days before that.

Oh, and since I can see that you’re trying really hard to show me how “nerdy” you are by acting like I’d be bored by the story of how your D&D session went last night, maybe you’d like to hear about how my fellow warriors went all old-school and raided the Tomb of Horrors last weekend? Not the original published version, but the version Gygax himself ran at the 1975 Origins 1 convention. No? Oh, that’s a shame.

And hey, look! I see you’ve got a WoW Cataclysm Goblin Mouse Pad in your cubicle. I guess telling the world you play World of Warcraft with a printed, high quality cloth mousing surface for both laser and optical mice makes you a truly special kind of dork, huh? Just like Bill in Accounting. And Rachel, Eddie, and Julie in Sales. And like 85% of our Customer Service staff.

Way to go, buddy. You sure are different and quirky. Yes, sir.

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