I started out as an exterminator. I went in with my Xact XG2500 2.4Ghz Digital Spread Cordless Headset Phone and sprayed the place clean of dirty ideas. Up and down the 2.4 GHz Digital Spread Spectrum. People would thank me- “Thank you, Bill, thank you!” they’d yell through closing doors. I’d go home with a handful of dollar bills and spend it all on powder and whiskey and stay awake until it ran out. Then I’d do it again. I was a parasite. I was a worm, less than a worm, a happy less than a worm wriggling through the dirt. I had a battery low indicator, a headset volume control, an in use indicator, an out of range indicator, auto answer, automatic standby, paging from base to headset, last number redial, even a pause button. All I wanted to do was get back to that cowboy with a handful of dollar bills and fill myself up. I did it all. I did everything. That’s why I made it far as I did. Even over the crystal clear Xact XG2500 2.4Ghz Digital Spread Cordless Headset Phone, no one ever heard me say the word regret. Probably cause they weren’t listening close enough.

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