Grandson, come sit down. You’re old enough now, so I want to share my wisdom with you.

Now, your father is a good man, but he came of age at a very different time. His world was safe, and full of growth. But you and I, well. I had radio, and you have a two pack of Xtreme 6ft HDMI Cables, but we both know what it’s like to grow up hard.

Why, the music I listened to was all about death and gangs and cheating, just like you! Who needs that hippy political crap, right, Grandson? It’s all about rumbles and gettin’ busy!

Oh, you don’t know what that slang means? Well, that doesn’t matter. What matters is that you and I, we know what it is to have to be hard. After all, there are a lot of people out there who are gonna want your two pack of Xtreme 6ft HDMI Cables. There’s real 24K gold in those things, you know. It’s quality information transfer. You’re gonna have to fight every day to keep them. So I want you to have this: a child sized pair of brass knuckles. Go ahead, try them out. Yeah, feel strong, right? Just don’t tell your dad about them, because he wouldn’t understand.

Now, get your two pack of Xtreme 6ft HDMI Cables so nobody steals them because we’re going to the shed. Why? Well, Grandson, you ever heard of a little thing called barbed wire pit fighting for cash? C’mon, I’ll explain on the way.

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