“And how’s my favorite patient today?”

“Not so good, Doctor. I know you said the frontal lobe implant would help but I just fill so weak.”

“Well, that’s to be expected. And are you finding yourself more nostalgic? Full of old memories you thought you’d forgotten?”

“Yes, Doctor. That’s exactly correct.”

“Yes, that sort of thing is very common. You see, we replaced your frontal lobe with a Zina E00976 v1.1 Digital Photoviewer Keychain.”

“What?”

“Yes, it’s been a theory of mine for some time, that a human being can survive with just optimism and a reminder of how good life is. Don’t worry, I used only photos of your birthday parties. And some kittens. And we included pictures of a dictionary which is probably why you can still talk.”

“Doctor, are you sure this is safe?”

“Safe? Have you seen the size of this thing? It’s got a 1 inch LCD display and the USB cable is included. I wired it right to your spine. And I made sure the rechargeable battery was at 100% before I put it in there, so don’t worry. There’s no reason you can’t enjoy the Zina E00976 v1.1 Digital Photoviewer Keychain for every day of your presumably long and healthy… healthy… hmm.”

“Doctor, what is it?”

“Well… I can’t find my keys.”

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