Jo Malone Wood Sage and Sea Salt Cologne, 1 oz

Incredibly disappointing. It smells like.... Nothing. I have never in my entire fragrance journey over 30+ years encountered anything like it. I took it from the package and sprayed a modest amount. Nothing. I sprayed far more; enough to make me uneasy. Still nothing. I took it over to my father's house, because he has a nose like a deerhound. I was afraid I'd walk into his house reeking, that something odd has caused me to temporarily lose my sense of smell (eventually I could smell everything else). No. He also could smell nothing on me. When I returned home, I sprayed and sprayed this on a shirt, just to see if this was in fact water. After almost half the bottle, and holding the fabric right to my nose and practically smothering myself, I detected an incredibly faint odor of something herbal. Obviously this is a return. But I'm so disappointed. I've heard so much about this, although I'd also heard that Malone is known to be a bit.... Stingy and/or greedy, shall we say, with her fragrances. Disappointed. Jo Malone, you should be ashamed.