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The Contest of Countries: Best Facial Hair Style!

by Sean Adams


It's the second to last day of The Contest of Countries Competing Competitively, and things are getting a little hairy. GET IT?! DO YOU GET IT?!?! OMG SO FUNNY!!!! Oh wait... we forgot. We were supposed to announce the category - Best Facial Hair - before making that joke. UGH! WE ALWAYS MESS THIS STUFF UP! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! Anyway, here are the representatives:

Representing Greece, the Homeric Beard:


photo from Wikipedia
 
Representing Mongolia, the Gengis Kahn Beard:


photo from Wikipedia
 

Representing Great Britain, the Fu Manchu:


photo from Flickr user ImNotQuiteJack
 

Representing Egypt, the Pharaoh Chin Beard:


photo from Flickr user upyernoz

 
Representing The United States, the Mutton Chop Side Burns:


photo from Wikipedia
 
Representing France, the Pencil Thin Mustache:


photo from Wikipedia user Pharos.

 
Representing Norway, the Viking Beard:


photo from Flickr user dagfinn.


There they are, your scraggly competitors! Now VOTE and hit SUBMIT! And don't forget: Best Cryptid and Best Flat Bread are still open.

All photos public domain or used under a Creative Commons License.