Test your mental muscle against our Crapword Puzzle!

Welcome to the first-ever Crapword Puzzle Woot-Off, a cranium-crunching contest of vocabulary, trivia, and crap! Follow along here on Woot.com for clues, and check this blog post for updates as they unfold.

You can download the blank puzzle right here and fill it out as you go, or check the forums if you're coming in mid-stream. You can even frame it as a collector's item when you're done, if you're some kind of weirdo.

The first two folks to correctly answer each clue will get a link to a fabulous prize (it's a Bag of Crap), while everybody else gets to bask in the glow of cerebral superiority. Oh right: We also have a bunch of great stuff to sell on the cheap (if you're into that kind of thing).

So warm up those long-dormant "smart" regions of your brain, get your clickin' fingers ready, and enjoy the crap out of our silly game.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • The Clarity® C410 Amplified Cordless Phone featuring Clarity Power technology makes phone conversations not only louder, but also clearer and easier to understand
  • Amplifies incoming sounds up to 30 decibels
  • Ergonomic design for comfortable telephone conversations
  • Bright visual ringer in base and handset alerts you to incoming telephone calls
  • Customizable handset ringer
  • Large lighted dial pad
  • Hearing aid compatible phone is TIA-1083 compliant
  • Wall mountable

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 1 Year Clarity

Specs

  • 900MHz
  • 30 dB Amplification
  • 10 Memory Keys
  • 3 One Touch Emergency Keys
  • Boost Reset Switch
  • Adjustable Ringer Volume
  • Last Number Redial
  • Tone/Pulse Setting
  • Flash, Mute and Page Functions
  • 2.5mm Audio Output Jack
  • 40-Channel Operation
  • Hearing Aid Compatible
  • Dimensions:
    • Handset: 2"(W) x 7"(H) x 1.25"(D)
    • Base: 5.5"(W) x 3"(H) x 4"(D)
  • Weight:
    • Handset: 3.14 oz
    • Base: 5.04 oz

In the box:

  • Clarity C410 900MHz Amplified Cordless Phone:
    • Handset
    • Base
    • Battery Pack
    • Power Adapter
    • Mounting Bracket
    • Telephone Cord

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 54.112s
First Sucker:
greenleggs
Last Wooter to Woot:
timhumphries

Purchaser Experience

  • 2% first woot
  • 0% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 22% < 25 woots
  • 67% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 4% one year old
  • 96% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 69% bought 1
  • 16% bought 2
  • 16% bought 3

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Woots by State

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Clarity 900MHz Amplified Cordless Phone
$9.99 Sold Out Electronics
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