Woot-Libs: A [half-drunk on cough syrup] Woot-Off!
Remember that game you played as a kid (that we're not able to name directly for trademark reasons) where you'd fill in the blanks with nouns and adjectives and stuff? For this Woot-Off we're asking you, our loyal denizens, to help us write a bunch of upcoming writeups in a similar fashion. Play along here!
Features
- The As Seen on TV Forever Lazy keeps you warm from head to toe
- Made from ultra-soft fleece, this lounge wear and delivers a comfortable and cozy pajama feeling
- 2-way zipper
- Adjustable drawstring hood
- It features zippered hatches in front and back for added convenience
- Includes slipper socks, no attached feet so your feet don't overheat
- This full body lazy wear is machine washable, making for effortless maintenance
- Sizes run large
- 100% polyester
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Days Forever Lazy
Specs
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Fabric: | 100% Polyester |
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Made in: | China |
In the Box:
(1) Forever Lazy (select size) includes:
- (1) Forever Lazy
- (1) Pair of Slipper Socks
Specs
Size Chart (Match Your Height and Weight to Find Your Size) | ||
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Size | Height | Weight in Pounds |
XS/S |
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L/XL |
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Specifications | |
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Fabric: | 100% Polyester |
Care: |
|
Made in: | China |
In the Box:
(1) Forever Lazy (select size) includes:
- (1) Forever Lazy
- (1) Pair of Slipper Socks
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 1m 36.446s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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