Test your mental muscle against our Crapword Puzzle!

Welcome to the first-ever Crapword Puzzle Woot-Off, a cranium-crunching contest of vocabulary, trivia, and crap! Follow along here on Woot.com for clues, and check this blog post for updates as they unfold.

You can download the blank puzzle right here and fill it out as you go, or check the forums if you're coming in mid-stream. You can even frame it as a collector's item when you're done, if you're some kind of weirdo.

The first two folks to correctly answer each clue will get a link to a fabulous prize (it's a Bag of Crap), while everybody else gets to bask in the glow of cerebral superiority. Oh right: We also have a bunch of great stuff to sell on the cheap (if you're into that kind of thing).

So warm up those long-dormant "smart" regions of your brain, get your clickin' fingers ready, and enjoy the crap out of our silly game.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • Front and center is the 9.7-inch diagonal, LED-backlit, glossy multitouch display with IPS wide viewing-angle technology
  • With HP webOS you can search the web while writing email. Reply to a notification while scrolling through a playlist. Or update your Facebook® status just by starting to type. It’s so intuitive, you just think about what you want to do, not how you have to do it
  • Immerse yourself in entertainment and gaming action. Transfer your favorite songs from your personal collection and take them to go. And listen to your music with amazing sound quality thanks to Beats Audio™
  • Integrated webcam and digital microphone to enable video calling
  • Next level multitasking – Get a simple, natural way to move from one thing to the next. Have related activities automatically grouped together
  • HP Synergy – Get contacts, calendars, messages, photos, and email automatically synced from sources like Facebook, Google, and Microsoft Exchange
  • Simply start typing to search the web, update your status, or begin just about anything. Think about what you want to do, not how you have to do it
  • Download movies and TV shows, play games, listen to music, read books and magazines, and view photos
  • Have a face-to-face conversation on a large, vibrant screen with video calling
  • Receive a snapshot of new messages, e-mail and events without being totally disrupted. Act on what’s important—ignore what’s not
  • Product demo

SlipCase Features:

  • Designed specifically for the HP 9.7” TouchPad Tablet for easy slip in and pull out
  • Durable tablet case protects your HP TouchPad against scratches and dust

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 1 Year HP

Specs

Specifications:
Display Size: 9.7" diagonal
Display Type: LED Backlit Multi-Touch (capacitive)
Resolution: 1024 x 768 (XGA)
Color Depth: 18-bit
Viewing Angle: IPS Wide Viewing-Angle Technology
Screen: Multi-Touch Glass Display with a Special Coating for Easier Cleaning & Abrasion Resistance
Processor: 1.2GHz Qualcomm Snapdragon Dual-Core APQ8060
Memory: 32GB
Graphics: Qualcomm Adreno 220 Core
Video Formats: MPEG-4, H.263, H.264
Audio:
  • Internal stereo speakers and Beats Audio™
  • Integrated Microphone
  • 3.5mm Stereo Headphone Jack
  • Microphone Jack
Audio Formats: DRM-free MP3, AAC, AAC+, eAAC+, AMR, QCELP, WAV
Wireless & Cellular Support: Dual-band 802.11 a/b/g/n with WPA, WPA2, WEP, 802.1X Authentication
Integrated wireless LAN + Bluetooth combo: Bluetooth® 2.1 + EDR with A2DP Stereo Bluetooth Support
Camera: Front-facing 1.3MP Camera & Digital Microphone for Live Video Calling
Power & Battery: 6300 mAh (typical) Lithium-Polymer
Mail Attachment Support:
  • Microsoft® Exchange email with Microsoft Direct Push Technology
  • POP3/IMAP (Yahoo!® Mail, Gmail™, AOL, Hotmail®, etc.)
  • Messaging Integrated IM, SMS, and MMS

 

In the box:

  • HP TouchPad 32GB Wi-Fi Tablet
  • HP FB475AA#AC3 TouchPad SlipCase
  • Cleaning Cloth
  • HP TouchPad AC charger
  • MicroUSB Cable
  • Getting Started Guide
  • Navigation Guide

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
9m 5.447s
First Sucker:
Uswebst
Last Wooter to Woot:
rickesbueno

Purchaser Experience

  • 33% first woot
  • 0% second woot
  • 67% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 33% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 0% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 100% bought 1

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Woots by State

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